Biggest Crimes In Web Design – Epsiode One

This is the first of a series regarding the abuse of what otherwise would be an at least somewhat enjoyable medium (the interwebs, duh). Each part will address an often-made mistake, and go into detail about why certain things should be avoided like the plague.

We'll start with perhaps the most evil of 'em all:

THE BLINK TAG

Never include page elements that move incessantly. Moving images have an overpowering effect on the human peripheral vision. A web page should not emulate Times Square in New York City in its constant attack on the human senses: give your user some peace and quiet to actually read the text!

Of course, <BLINK> is simply evil. Enough said.

Jacob Nielsen, 1996

MySpace. Fundie sites (both the religious and political varieties). Knock-off product sites. What do they all have in common?

An incessant assault on the optic nerves, by means of animated GIFs, flash banners… and the <blink> tag.

An often asked question on Yahoo! Answers is about "how to make text blink". Sadly, there's always some ignorant dimwit that, instead of rightly berating the questioner, answers the question.

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Using Quotes In VB/ASP/VBS Strings

After the previous post, you saw this one coming a mile ahead…

"This is a string with "" < quotes"

Are you impressed?

You damn well should be.

Seriously. Licenses. Consider it.

… Case In Point (And Some Gratuitous AJAX Code To Go)

Someone who berates me for not knowing either JavaScript, Ajax or ASP… because I remark how his HTML is inconsistent with quotes.

The argument that proves I know no ASP? Because "that's why the single and no quotes".

Yeah, intelligent. N00b.

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